So I'm pretty certain that Baby Smith is currently laying horizontally across my bladder! And although the little nuva doesn't weigh much right now, just one medium-sized glass of milk and my bladder is painfully ready to explode. So..
Dear Baby Boy or Girl (as you like to play hide and seek with the goods):
Move it up..just a little bit. I'd like to make it through the night WITHOUT peeing myself please!!! I will be forever gracious!
Your constantly peeing Mommy <3